David Spade does it once, and Adam Sandler does it once right before he has sex with his wife, Salma Hayek. Kevin James does a combination sneeze/burp/fart four times during the movie. During this entire time, Swardson’s drug-fueled split personalities yell at each other.ħ. During an extended product placement for K-Mart, Nick Swardson strips to his boxers, takes a nap in one of their demo beds, and when he wakes up, he walks over and takes a dump in a demo toilet.
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After the blitzed-out bus driver played by Nick Swardson passes out and Adam Sandler takes over bus driving duties, the school children stick Cheetos in Swardson’s nostrils. The toddler son of Maya Rudolph and Chris Rock craps his diaper and affords his mother an excited poop dance, as though he has just scored a touchdown in the Super Bowl.ĥ. David Spade’s character gets inside of a Monster Truck-sized tire, and during a six or seven-minute scene during which I aged three years, the tire rolls down a hill, destroying everything in its path until it bounces off of Shaquille O’Neal and falls quietly on its side, at which point, Spade projectile vomits 15 feet across the road and onto a nearby police officer.Ĥ. In the extended sequence, the elk interrupts Adam Sandler’s son in the shower masturbating, and urinates all over him, as well.ģ. In the opening scene, a frightened elk inside of Adam Sandler’s bedroom urinates about six gallons of piss all over Sandler’s face.Ģ. If you choose, however, to see Grown Ups 2, these are the images that you will be forced to endure.ġ. It is a bowl of dicks crammed into a bag of assholes trapped inside of a black hole of stupidity. There is nothing salvageable in Grown Ups 2. Adam Sandler is working under the belief that, if he puts his name on the poster and surrounds himself with enough familiar faces, people will watch without any concern whatsoever for what is actually on the screen. There is only the pain of knowing that each scene will, unfortunately, be followed by another scene, and each subsequent scene will force you to confront the decisions you made in your life that led you to this place, watching a poorly improvised pastiche of sketches - many of them abandoned due to indifference - featuring actors who simply do not care. There is not a single redeeming moment in the film. It’s been nine years, this month since I was subjected to Grown Ups 2.
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